The Life Of Waterlily Augestine

Hello World,

This is the first official blog of the narcissistic Waterlily Augestine. Over the course of this blog you will get to know me more and more and soon enough you will start to know exactly how I think.

Now there are a few things that I think you should know before the rest of my life unravels before your very computer screen; Waterlily Augestine is unfortunately not my real name, it is a name that I have adopted for myself and would like everyone to refer to me as. I am not using my real name because I am using this blog as an escape from the life that I lead.

Waterlily Augestine (and the real person) is a self-obsessed, nasty, over-confidant bitch.

The life I lead is far different to the life I imagine myself leading but one day that imaginary world will be a reality. My (imaginary) life features young, handsome and perfect Waterlily Augestine running away from his boring life, dropping out of school and jetting off to Paris where he instantly becomes the darling of Paris. But the real life features (insert real name here) going to school every day learning about things that will never get him a job or further his education.

When I am older (I am 15 years old) I intend to be a super-star. I want to revolutionise the world in every aspect imaginable just like Madonna and Lady Gaga did before me, I will change the world of fashion & drama just the same way as Alexander McQueen & Bette Davis did but I will do it better than all of them.

Now this may sound like every other person but I am something different, I am that one gifted child that never connected to anyone. This may sound very egotistical but it is who I am and I intend this blog "The Life Of Waterlily Augestine" to be nothing but me.

I want to change the world.


Yours sincerely, Waterlily Augestine.